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Mel Barren's avatar

Yes! Of all my aspirations and dreams, an arse bath is now top of my list above retiring before I’m 80 and paragliding.

Who’da thought it.

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Bill's avatar

Gwarn Mel! It makes the best sense.

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Mel Barfield - @allcopymel's avatar

PS VERY cool about the new brand 🏄🏻‍♀️

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Bill's avatar

Faaanks! I look forward to being a super famous t-shirt designer next week.

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Mel Barfield - @allcopymel's avatar

I don't have a bidet. But I do wonder how hygienic it is for ladies with lady bits spurting all the butt bacteria into sensitive mucus membraney areas? Or are we meant to reverse cowgirl the shituation? 🤔

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Bill's avatar

This is a very good point and I was pondering it earlier. I think reverse cowgirl may be your answer, or possibly very controlled little circles. Having simple junk is definitely an advantage.

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Fraser's avatar

Hahah love this. I'm a renter, but first project I'm doing if I ever own is installing a mini shower hose to the toilet. Fell in love with the 'bum gun' after a trip in SE Asia. Honestly, might just rip out the whole toilet and have a squat toilet.

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Bill's avatar

“Bum Gun” – top male marketing right there. “Secure your sphincter with the Bum Gun, made from military grade steel and the same heat proof ceramic used in deep space rockets.”

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