I don't have a bidet. But I do wonder how hygienic it is for ladies with lady bits spurting all the butt bacteria into sensitive mucus membraney areas? Or are we meant to reverse cowgirl the shituation? 🤔
This is a very good point and I was pondering it earlier. I think reverse cowgirl may be your answer, or possibly very controlled little circles. Having simple junk is definitely an advantage.
Hahah love this. I'm a renter, but first project I'm doing if I ever own is installing a mini shower hose to the toilet. Fell in love with the 'bum gun' after a trip in SE Asia. Honestly, might just rip out the whole toilet and have a squat toilet.
“Bum Gun” – top male marketing right there. “Secure your sphincter with the Bum Gun, made from military grade steel and the same heat proof ceramic used in deep space rockets.”
Yes! Of all my aspirations and dreams, an arse bath is now top of my list above retiring before I’m 80 and paragliding.
Who’da thought it.
Gwarn Mel! It makes the best sense.
PS VERY cool about the new brand 🏄🏻♀️
Faaanks! I look forward to being a super famous t-shirt designer next week.
I don't have a bidet. But I do wonder how hygienic it is for ladies with lady bits spurting all the butt bacteria into sensitive mucus membraney areas? Or are we meant to reverse cowgirl the shituation? 🤔
This is a very good point and I was pondering it earlier. I think reverse cowgirl may be your answer, or possibly very controlled little circles. Having simple junk is definitely an advantage.
Hahah love this. I'm a renter, but first project I'm doing if I ever own is installing a mini shower hose to the toilet. Fell in love with the 'bum gun' after a trip in SE Asia. Honestly, might just rip out the whole toilet and have a squat toilet.
“Bum Gun” – top male marketing right there. “Secure your sphincter with the Bum Gun, made from military grade steel and the same heat proof ceramic used in deep space rockets.”